Evening anglais!

Feeling like a bag of the proverbial.

And the bloody nurse aint turned up again.

To say I am angry is a huge understatement.

Apart from that I am marvelous, hows yourself?

Hello Karoline, yes. I have had to have my blood "thinned" twice recently with drips as it was like treacle so Thrombosis is a real concern. Hence the jabs for a month and compression socks which cover my whole legs, not just to the knee.

I phoned the nurse at 10pm and said "where are you" and she admitted she had forgotten me. She arrived at 10.30 and did the deed. She also gave me a box of laxatives as I haven't had a poo since last Friday and I feel rotten. Its now 3.00am and I could compete with Mulv in the Farting Olympics so they are starting to work.

She also had a look at what is left of my belly button. It has 8 staples in it and is going bad ways. I am lying here with a bag of frozen peas on it for relief. Someone is coming in this morning to take a look at it.....if they remember.