I think I'm now a grown up

I've always been a member of a union. Firstly the AUEW (which became the AEU), then the NUS, then briefly the NASUWT (who were ârßëhøles) followed by the NUT.
When I became a Head I joined the NAHT, and they were bloody brilliant, especially when it came to dealing with the w*nkp*ff*ns from the NASUWT. Sadly, when I was no longer a Head, they didn't want me, so I'm back in the NUT, which has now become the NEU

AUEW = Amalgamated Union of Engineering Workers
AEU = Amalgamated Engineering Union
NUS = National Union of Students
NASUWT = Numbskulls Acting Stupidly - Understandably We're Tossers
NUT = National Union Of Teachers
NAHT = National Association of Head Teachers
NEU = National Education Union